so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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