sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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