Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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