i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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