There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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