I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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