with your own penis?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
