my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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