I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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