I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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