That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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