her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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