It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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