He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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