My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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