I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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