brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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