This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dicks are not precious.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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