it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Randomize
