ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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