i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Congratulations! We have a period
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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