so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
