Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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