If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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