You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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