ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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