To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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