is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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