Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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