Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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