Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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