gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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