youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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