SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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