he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Your cock deserves a montage
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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