no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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