We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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