i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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