So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just want to make out with him forever
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Text me some of your sweat
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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