But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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