I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
my liver is dry heaving
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