More tranny stories later!
Just cropdusted the office
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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