I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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