does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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