Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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