I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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