I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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