i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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