Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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