I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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