Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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